Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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