big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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