Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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