It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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