Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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