Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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