so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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