I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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