idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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