Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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