Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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