I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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