I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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