It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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