i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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