Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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