And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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