is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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