Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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