In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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