Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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