He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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