butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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