It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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