Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
what if I'm pregnant?
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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