i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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