I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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