We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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