How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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