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I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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