how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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