Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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