how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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