You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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