Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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