your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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