do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
