she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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