Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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