so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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