hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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