so explain again why im purple
no
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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