I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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