dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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