i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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