margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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