need another drink. this is the easiest way
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My dick has a subreddit
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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