those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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