Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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