Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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