Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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