I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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