Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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