Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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