I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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