i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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