do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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