Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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