Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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