Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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